
A spare ticket became available for Paul McCarthy: Selected Video Works (1970-2025) at the Rio cinema in Dalston. But when I tried to interest my brother, he sent a text saying, “I’m not sure I’m really in the mood for 3 hours of challenging and potentially disturbing imagery.” That said, I’m not sure I was in the mood for what was to unfold in a darkened but packed auditorium in East London.
I’ll cut to the clickbait. Across several low-grade black and white videos, we saw the artist raise and lower his exposed scrotum, spit repeatedly on his exposed penis, smear a naked model with ketchup until she was covered, and back up towards the camera – asshole first. The debauch culminated with a film in which he would urinate on himself before defecating in close up, rolling in his excrement and them rubbing his face in it. This was all before the intermission.
And things had started so brightly! There was first an almost funny film in which McCarthy leafed through the LA phone book, laughing in hysterics, as he desecrated spread after spread of this tome with oil, cotton wool and what looked like flour. No one uses a phone book any more, but I am crying out for Google to get this treatment.
Another suitable-for-work endeavour saw the artist dip a ragged bedsheet (or canvas) into a barrel of paint (or more oil) in an empty downtown store premises. Cars cruised past as, again and again, McCarthy held aloft this rag and whipped the walls and the windows. An action painting took place, but the passersby were more interested in the figure of the artist, stripped to the waist and fiercely committed.
But they weren’t that interested. The collection of actions that we saw before the interval were set in a world of everyday madness. Pedestrians looked through the window with incomprehension, but also with jaded annoyance. Background noise for the notorious work Shitface, included muffled conversations, a ringing phone surely, and a women’s clicking heels overhead. The building’s occupants have no idea what is going on in this small neighbouring room pre-prepped with a plastic sheet on the floorboards. Ignorance, I suppose, is bliss.
This would be an odd moment to engage in a bit of ekphrasis, but I’ll try. The camera, you’d notice, is free to explore McCarthy’s body, and its functions; the critic must be too. We pan around the skin rather than the room and this skin is pale and hairy; when filmed at close quarters can lead to disorientation: is that an armpit, or an anal cleft? Is it thigh, shoulder, chest, etc.? Owing to the lack of tan and toning, this nude is not classical, but perhaps it is a body that we must accept, whether that means accepting the artist, or your own body or that of a boyfriend.
But what follows is not always easy to accept. I have not seen pee spout from a urethra at such close range before, and certainly not on the silver screen. The audience here are part of the film, and the act of micturition is inseparable from the audible groans. An embarrassed giggle signals the arrival of emerging faecal matter and we are pretty much unified by horror at the subsequent outrush of a pasty dark matter which we know must be brown and foul smelling but here, thanks to the formalities of an art film does seem like paint coming from a tube.
As if to underline this parallel, the artist proceeds to writhe on his mat as if possessed. He sits on his stool, rolls in it, smears it on his body and plants his face in it. The noxious substance goes a long way to render the mat and the chest of the man impasto with self-abasement. It is a mortifying experience for him, and for the camera operator, and for the audience. I was aghast; the excrement was getting into facial orifices. But it at the same time it is a sacred moment; Paul McCarthy has gone to that place where it seems only artists dare to tread. Artists share this courage with martyrs.
The film ends and we applaud. There are redemptive whoops and cheers! Personally I felt relief, but some awe. The intermission had arrived, but in part two it was about to get so much worse. McCarthy himself made two appearances on stage and both times he gets a hero’s welcome. He tells us there were three versions of the film Shitface (“I got better at it”) and he hopes we’ll stay for part two, until the end of Sailor’s Meat (1975), which he calls a persona film, and takes pain to tell us is an improvisation.
And so, Sailor’s Meat begins and it is in colour. This first means that we can appreciate the artist’s blue eye shadow, silver wig and the black lace panties he also sports. But despite colour stock, various spillages on the shabby waterbed could be anything. There is little point narrativising this 43-minute film; the sequence of events is quite episodic and, like bad sex, broken up by lacklustre pauses in which one can only wonder quite what is coming next.
This review is better served by a list: 1) the artist spends much of the film on all fours; 2) the artist’s penis hangs outside of his skimpy lingerie; 3) the artist plays with a plastic cock sleeve, and then straps it around his own member with medical tape; 4) the artist tries and perhaps succeeds to insert a hot dog in his ass; 5) the artist fucks a mayo jar — an act which is a McCarthyesque trope; 6) the artist urinates onto a tube of sausage meat; 7) the artist goes down on the sausage meat; 8) the artist breaks the jar of mayo and walks on shards of what might be sugar glass. No blood is visible, but we have seen enough.
And it gets worse still. In the next presentation, a recent foray, the colours brighten and the aesthetic is hi-definition and rich colour, as we spy on Adolf Hitler in a tryst with Eva Braun (or is that Adam and Eve we glimpse through branches of pine?) For this is the UK premier of A&E Adolf & Eva Adam & Eve Mother (2022) an ongoing collaboration with German actress Lilith Strangenberg. While much of what is shown during this survey has been taboo and bordering on the pornographic, Mother digs even deeper, ultimately finding itself in another lowly genre. Horror.
I’m going to respect the convention of much film criticism and defer the surprises in order to tell you merely that Mother uses prosthetics to gory effect. Not everyone gets out alive. And this piece features audible dialogue, even if the most common line is “You wanna fuck your mummy!?” It goes strong on costume. McCarthy wears a tan suede jacket with a swastika armband, Strangenberg is dressed like a waitress from a bierkeller. And there is a continuity of frenzied grunting as the couple progress their al fresco tryst. Numb to events at this point, I shall just pause only to note that this film features some more on-screen defecation, a golden shower or two, spitballing mayo, breast suckling, a quite legendary paunch, and all manner of sundry intimacies. I don’t know where reality ended and special effects began, but at this point in the day there was a sense that anything was possible.
It is so gross, yet so comic. And at a time when wannabe Hitlers are saving up to buy rockets in what they must suppose to be the next chapter in human progress, it was refreshing to see a Nazi buffoon smeared in piss, shit and, erm, mayo. For me, McCarthy’s self-imposed trials, along with those of his sometime co-star Strangenberg, bring the entire human race down to earth. As ideals (or lack thereof) can prove fatally injurious in both art and life, this is holy work.




